Joke Challenge

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Posted by Mrs Carlucci | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 28-09-2017

 

What is the funniest joke you know? Post your jokes in the comments section and I will pick my favourite. Make sure you comment by Friday 6th October 2017!!

Comments (16)

1, What do you call a n alligator in the vets?
AN INVESTIGATOR

A chicking

Why was the cookie upset ?
because it felt curmmy

Why was the broom late?

Because it overswept

Why did the bird go to the doctor because he needed tweetment.

why was the cow sad?
because it moooood
up the street

Why did Doctor proctor go to the doctors to get more fart powder.

whot is a fish with a no fin.

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

why did the cow move house because it wanted to mooooooove on

What’s a sheep’s favourite sweet.
A chocolate Barr

what do you call a man who is asleep under a pile of leaves? Russel

what do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Do you think he saw us

Why did the ants dance on a jam jar.
The lid said twist to open.

Why didn’t the scellton go to the party? Because it have no body to go with

Knock-knock
Who’s there
Atch!
Atch who
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!

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